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Some Things are better Left Unsaid

Renowned Japanese flutist dies in Cali
and paid homage to their lord and master.

Some came and paid him tribute
which was required of them
by the statutes of the craft;
 
rendered him an account of what they had done,
and what they had
during the year.
 
When they had executed their work badly,
 
he

posted by: cteaghin at 18:31 | link | comments |

A Pack of Lies

A prosperous future,
money earning power,
and the Admiration of all.
 
Degrees from an Established, Prestigious, Leading Institution.
 
Your Degree will show exactly what you really can do.
Get the Job,
Promotion,
Business Opportunity
and Social Advancement you Desire!

posted by: cteaghin at 19:45 | link | comments |

Don't Worry Britney, the French and Ukranians Have Problems Too.

Timeline: Britney Spears in the news
the traffic charges are the latest
in what has been a difficult year for the former teen sensation.

TOULOUSE, France (AP) --
French rock star Bertrand Cantat,
convicted for beating his actress girlfriend to death,
left prison Tuesday after spending four years behind bars.

The pop star's first album of new material since 2003 is set for release later this month.

Reports of partying and bad behavior persisted.

KIEV, Ukraine (AP) --
Inspired by President Viktor Yushchenko's tacit endorsement,
Ukraine's pro-Western parties
moved closer to restoring their Orange Revolution alliance
when they signed an informal agreement vowing to form a governing coalition.

Timeline: Britney Spears in the news
She was there about 45 minutes
while being booked on misdemeanor counts
of hit-and-run and driving without a valid California driver's license

After filing for divorce in November 2006,
Spears was frequently seen enjoying Hollywood nightlife,
often in the company of "celebutante" Paris Hilton.
Her behavior became increasingly erratic;

posted by: cteaghin at 16:40 | link | comments |

What Are You Going to Say When You Smoke Our Legal Bud

One of our customers said this,

Hey guys,

just ordered a bunch of the

Super Stunk

and

Big Buddha Bud

after trying some at a friend's.

Really great shit you guys have there!
I was actually kinda surprised by the prices,
they're a lot lower than the other stuff I've been getting.

All the buds I got off that last bunch
will keep me tided over
until I get this order,

that shit was so strong.

Thanks.

posted by: cteaghin at 18:57 | link | comments |

All Pigs Have Talent

She related that she was celebrating the year of the pig
with a friend at an Asian restaurant,
noshing on Chinese chive wonton
and an order of blazing flat noodles
discussing the difficulties in finding top talent,
when the server
placed two fortune cookies
before them.

(feel free to comment with what you think the fortunes say!)

posted by: cteaghin at 20:56 | link | comments (1) |