posted by: cteaghin at 16:30 | link | comments |

The Real Thing with No Ramp

This is the original thing not a fictitious one!
One of the very prominent,
totally unrivalled.
produce is available here and there!
Note just what people tell about this produce:
 
“Uhh… I like celery?”
 
Finally the real thing – with no more ramp!

posted by: cteaghin at 16:20 | link | comments |

The Trouble with Macular Degeneration

unseemly globule
I am 79 years young!

posted by: cteaghin at 16:43 | link | comments |

Greek for Fatty

Physcon
a very common name
among the princesses of the Ptolemaic line
 
reigning over an aristocratic class,
whose incomes depend on entailed estates
a most rank and luxuriant vegetation.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:46 | link | comments |

Leaving New Jersey

That would have been like junking an expensive car
just because of a broken spring.
I was driving to the West Coast
to celebrate my liberation from a state of whoredom.
the rest was rapidly falling into place

posted by: cteaghin at 16:48 | link | comments |

Pissing Off Ted Kennedy

When a senator procrastinates,
the imaginative bottle of beer flies into a rage.
 
A class action suit behind a turn signal is righteous.
the jersey cow
gives lectures on morality
to a prime minister
 
When a senator procrastinates,
the imaginative bottle of beer flies into a rage.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:48 | link | comments |

Do the Orange County Denial

You have the power to change.
I don't care how most rapid kids drink, dress,
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52,
even if that makes my children illegitimate.

posted by: cteaghin at 17:56 | link | comments (1) |

A Confession

Hi , All!!!
I am 63
and I've been using Viagra since it was first released.

Victoria K.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:43 | link | comments |

Why Don't Scientists Dispel the Myth?

If you injure your cornea
- for instance by a sodium hydroxide burn -
the cells should start to grow
and bring new corneal cells in. 

posted by: cteaghin at 16:42 | link | comments |

OK, I Just Wanted to Write Something With Monkeys In It

rest
be dry
it's mine in living
a wet brush
wire the limit on sound
see discovery
button some blade
try
substance and monkey
Push. Be.
senses may quiet
see sudden
wool
a secret army
the play

posted by: cteaghin at 16:48 | link | comments |

I Don't Wear a Watch...

Everybody knows that a Cartier watch
is a silent statement of wealth
and luxury.
 
Magnified Quickset Date
 
Purchasing a watch
is a decision not to be made lightly,
even if the timepiece in question
is a replica.
 
Signature Green Sticker
 
Tag Heuer is a luxury statement on its own.
Unfortunately that luxury comes with a price...
George Bush wears our watches!!!

posted by: cteaghin at 16:37 | link | comments |

Old Time Religion

At the boom of the organ,
the lads last shred of self-control vanished.
He burst again into muffled weary sobs,
the light from the furnace glistening redly on his streaming cheeks.
 
I feel as though I was murdering something!
But I cant help it.
l'll go,
I'll do as you say, but -- 
Your dick is your weak issue.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:27 | link | comments |