Spam Poetry

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Coke Line

Alla fine di una sera culturalmondana quando
eravamo rimasti solo in tre,
Carlo mi ha chiesto agatti passati
la stavano aspettando.

Aveva finito il suo compito.
Lo vide sniffare un altra riga di coca
ed anche lei chin la testa
ed infil il naso nella ciotola
del guarda imbarazzato
e sorridendole come meglio pu, le dice

posted by: cteaghin at 18:04 | link | comments |

A Fabulous Career in Infant Fashion

Olga’s baby
Whose life-habit it was
to keep on as you've started.
 
Where does this empty.
 
Even at Haynes-Cooper
For a man who was the power house.
Steep steps.
 
To-morrow this slow-moving Winebago
Just an instant before. A moment and dropped
Magically a foreigner to any mood.
I’ve always managed care of every infants' wear.
 
Sick.
 
And hideously unbecoming.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:40 | link | comments |

Somewhere in Rural Florida

Away from their profundity of surface
Seems reflected in the infinite of the lamps.
there's a pulpy orange-y smell from juice factories....
Père and Mère Chose could be in conversation

posted by: cteaghin at 16:47 | link | comments |

Erotic (but Safe) Japanese Poem

posted by: cteaghin at 16:09 | link | comments |

Marching Along Without the Necessity.

I’m Sick
And I’ll nag
How are our morals.
 
To do with scales and weights
At intervals of five
girl you'll never get. Wish i could
 
The most delicious dwarf
Queens and dancers and matrons.
Knight fanny in the temples.
 
The stock boys whizzing
Made him strangely old
Among the crowd of clock-waiters.
 
Sure to eat
Shoulder-seam elbow and wrist
Sagacity and whimsical humor

posted by: cteaghin at 19:02 | link | comments |

A Threat to the American Dream

All materials herein
were prepared by us
 
believed to be reliable
but not guaranteed to be accurate
 
This opinion contains forward-looking statements
that involve risks and uncertainties.
 
You could lose all your money.
 
At this time we have received nothing. 

posted by: cteaghin at 16:50 | link | comments (1) |

Overheard From a Fascist Conservative

Maybe yes,
maybe no
Listen to the reports and decide for yourself.
 
At first glance, it seems
that Gore is a hypocrite.
 
To this day
I have never had a more miserable trip
by any means of transportation.
 
Just lucky for us
I guess
that the terrorists are all so stupid.
 
The officer or sergeant
who gave those orders has been transposed
and the issue will be closely investigated
and put on trial.
 
For now, I think they're sort of a lost cause.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
Let's place them in concentration camps and kill them all.

posted by: cteaghin at 17:55 | link | comments |

Pertaining the American Culinary Fashions

Look at the UFSJ symbol,
its amazing.
Looks like it starts to burn.
 
It sometimes creates anger
and is sometimes shocking
 
Because they are frugal
What Would Jesus Eat
Clinton –
chimes in with commentary!

posted by: cteaghin at 16:44 | link | comments |

The War of Terror Against Our Pets

Could be deadly
after millions of containers of dog and cat food sold
our soldiers were responsible for the attack.
 
three Muslim cupboards could be deadly
 
The villagers are accusing paratroopers
of the manufacture of dog and cat food
 
sold under Wal-Mart,
Safeway,
Kroger

The pet food was sold by stores
operated by attacking schools

posted by: cteaghin at 17:00 | link | comments |

For Anyone Who Does any Kind of Computer Generated Music

MIDI Time Clock
message now received.
Features

Convert
AVI, WMV, ASF,
RM, RAM, RMVB,
MOV, QT, MPG
MPEG to MP3,
WAV, WMA and OGG

Quantization option
on all buttons and switch:
quantize on cycle, bar, beat,
etc. "

posted by: cteaghin at 16:50 | link | comments |

Amended Headlines

Coyote in Chicago sandwich shop
comes under fire in native land

Woman charged with faking HIV,
drugs all prescribed by 1 doctor
McCain, Giuliani taking money

New friendly fire probe
hero comes under fire at home

Bush appoints ambassador
this scientist believes in God
American dream under threat
I'm a scientist;

hero comes under fire in native land
Blogger Ahmadinejad freed after record contempt stint

posted by: cteaghin at 17:54 | link | comments |

The Fragrant Allure of Spring Consumption

High-quality watches made with exquisite care.
Designer silk neckties, in a variety of styles. 
Brand-name writing pens are sure to dazzle.
Beautiful Handbags,
Wallets and Accessories
Sterling Silver Tiffany Bracelets

in Spring Colors
show off delicately

posted by: cteaghin at 16:44 | link | comments (1) |

Hello!

Please read the attached document
by the loud hand of painting.
Here is the description
Clear-voiced despite its years.
I have sent the final version.
We are forced to fly.

posted by: cteaghin at 21:07 | link | comments |

Winter Breakfast Before Death

The flakes which have stolen onto the flagstones
Seized from creation by nonentity,
shortcake, waffles, berries and cream
to restaurants for Early Bird Specials.

By bloody pool—rattling, gasping his last.
And off the white smoke swims
Stunned in their voiceless way to be alive
To pick up even the quickening of wind
Snaps of ice cracking in the hidden air.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:25 | link | comments |

Short 30 Second Form

Why be an average guy any longer
Be the minto
his titan
(Don’t forget to ask for discount!)
 
What are your thoughts
Share this with them all
No more theory
Let me show you ...
I have spent much time for the details.
Invest into your future

posted by: cteaghin at 18:11 | link | comments |