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Friday, 30 March 2007
For publication

I was talking to someone recently who expressed interest in getting some of this stuff published.  I have trouble picking poems from the list for such a purpose, since my relationship with these wors is related more to habit and process than quality. 

What can you do to help?

Please leave a comment on the poems you like.  That will help me create a list of peoms that will recieve extra attention.

Thank you kindly;

Cteaghin.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:49 | link | comments |

For Friday, All Alliterative

Fashion fatherhood
Fauxpas favicon.
Politis poll pop popup
port portable portscan
postit posture.
Drug dealer dual boot

dubai ducttape?
 
Article artwork
asia
ask astrology a
stronomy atheism?
Aim air aircon airport
alarm album.

 
Translate trash tray
treatment tree trivia
trvia tshirt tweak.
Terminal terror,
testing tetris?
 

Nasa navigation neb,
netscape,
networking neutrality
newbie newspaper,
nextaction.
 

Finance fun
global gov,
catalog cc, copyright,
corruption.
Debt
debug decision
decorating defrag,
delete.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:45 | link | comments |

Thursday, 29 March 2007
Five by Five by Six

Lame Marshall implied!
Good patching
fuss inviting!
Implicit reiterate returned
hated perfectly.

 
Man, woman
Engines confusing couple,
Beer stain
Dismiss elitist web geeks
And test.
 

Enthusiast
tune performance
Make native widgets broken
ditch?
Crowd decided to undergo agony,
hacking.

posted by: cteaghin at 17:47 | link | comments |

Wednesday, 28 March 2007
Another Generations Ways

They were raised on Chocky
woke at sunrise
shook hands in the small poo.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:25 | link | comments |

Friday, 23 March 2007
The Next Big Adult Film Star

see peter this friday
offer a lamb in sacrifice to hermes
heavy he certainly had,
for, as he spoke,
two gay girls beside him,
josie bloomed like a wild flower

over the breast,
to display some lace and a locket.

posted by: cteaghin at 15:49 | link | comments |

Thursday, 22 March 2007
Hanging

comforted by mother,
who did it most effectually.
for me, beth,
tell me all about the babies,
and give heaps of love to everyone.


people passing in the road below looked up
and smiled involuntarily
at the red-cheeked
the sad wrecks of men:
some moaning for help;
some silent,
with set,
white facescheek,
and a smile trying to break out at the corners of her lips.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:42 | link | comments |

Wednesday, 21 March 2007
Grace Period Left.

How bittersweet it is
My only thought is this gap in time,
this season not their own,
giddy as good kids playing hookey.
Note the asterisk

 

(*)

posted by: cteaghin at 16:07 | link | comments (1) |

Tuesday, 20 March 2007
By the Time the Lecture Ended

as if he was always jolly and clean and good in his mind,
you know,
she surveyed him with extreme disgust
but the next minute she was sitting on a stool at his feet
petting words.
 

how much bread does Kate need to buy?
 

all we teenagers have to do is learning
ladies were so busy with their French, German, and Italian,
I myself speak the language of the munchkins

 

posted by: cteaghin at 15:35 | link | comments |

Monday, 19 March 2007
Return of the Colloquial

Laughter translates into any language.

Much Madness is divinest Sense --
 to a discerning Eye --
much Sense --
the starkest Madness --

The more he cast away the more he had.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh,
at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

You must look into people, as well as at them. 

Doubt is not a pleasant mental state, but certainty is a ridiculous one.

The joys we expect are not so bright,
nor the troubles so dark as we fancy they will be.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:02 | link | comments |

Friday, 16 March 2007
Chasing Ambulances

Carefully following
exactly what your instructions recommends me to do,
 

it is working out perfectly.
 

I go to the court house
and locate all of the clientele I can handle.

 
I take advantage
of your advanced reporting services
to find all assets.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:02 | link | comments |

Thursday, 15 March 2007
Two Poem Thursday

Too much spam to write just one!

leading tablet at depleted expense.

Second smile of bachelor's walk
the day after all
a programme.

Ga
Ga
Ga
ga Gara?
Yes; he.


Human Growth Hormone (HGH)

is what sets the young apart from the elderly.
It is what gives you that youthful glow,
healthy body,
sharp wit

and

Iron metabolism.

As you age,
your pituitary gland produces
less and less
HGH for your body to use.
his causes all the symptoms we normally associate with aging,

such as

wrinkles,
baldness,
lack of energy,
poor skin tone,
dull thinking
and reduced sex drive.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:20 | link | comments (1) |

Wednesday, 14 March 2007
It is Special for You

This letter is NOT a piece of ad –
we just want you to know
that more 80% of the drugs you purchase
on the Internet
come from underground factories in southern Asia

posted by: cteaghin at 15:17 | link | comments |

Tuesday, 13 March 2007
End of Days

In the dread circle hemmed by glaciers,
I draw near to one of them,
the lowest will sound,
then the Lord's face will luminesce
To run,
as in the time of the bee

posted by: cteaghin at 17:43 | link | comments |

Friday, 09 March 2007
Space Friends

Readwrite me lazy,
bottom come short around.

Alem covered lasered chinese lower.
Brink emaciation drops dropped.
Browse readwrite me lazy
bottom come short
 

Done wasnt years known portraying
think crappy
phrase strength latin
Interventi chiacchere
chi sono mi piacerebbe conoscere
pazio amici

posted by: cteaghin at 16:21 | link | comments |

Thursday, 08 March 2007
Aging

Le temps est devenu ce qui se deroule ; ce qui va vers.

posted by: cteaghin at 17:17 | link | comments (4) |

Wednesday, 07 March 2007
Successful People

 Lancaster Peta
 

He is, unless I'm mistaken, the paid host. 
Yet so far his progress was in the right direction,
and he resolved to experiment no further with the instrument,
but to let it go as it would, so long as it supported him above the water.
 

Mr. Brinkman
 

You call yourself the number one nationwide
in Mandrill and
Samoa
 

I totally agree
 

I will be mentioning my entire family and buddies to call you.
They would be insane not to get in touch with you at once.
I can not thank you enough; you have given me another chance.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:52 | link | comments |

Tuesday, 06 March 2007
A Complaint

Who in the hell do you think you are?
Especially if the tune is repetitive as is the case with. 
Especially if the tune is repetitive as is the case with.
With that in mind
to whom should I have addressed my dissatisfation. 
ghosts on the monitor screen during shutdown

posted by: cteaghin at 16:31 | link | comments (1) |

Monday, 05 March 2007
A Fable Regarding Higher Education

fashions about
for The CALLOUS.
bamboo is connected to rose as well
Moll!
The street with the Gaelic on her.
She should have died
after I stuffed her head full of blank paper
and busted pages

posted by: cteaghin at 19:06 | link | comments |

Friday, 02 March 2007
Two Poem Friday

I couldn't help myself.  I had to write two poems today.

Virgin Surgery

 shitcracks deadsince laughin crappy dumped kisses
 disease, common americans, from diseases urinary.
 Dick clarks likeness disneyland attraction space mountain,
 nonprofit brad.
 Joining nsync clad uniform towards, debut?
 norah, jonesin.


What's her name... the one that just shaved her head....


 Brittenny brittnee brittnt brney broitney brotny.

 Brittinay brtany brtiany birney brirtney.

 Breitney brinity britenay, britneyt brittan brittne btittany
 

Britnej, britneyu britniey britnnay brittian briyny. Britneny brittamy, brittmey brytnei btirney rittney! Brint britenney britian britinty brititney!

Kentucky

lyingberry! Britenney, britian britinty brititney britnsy britrey, britsny.
Brinie brinteney brintne britaby britaey. Britheny britneny brittamy brittmey brytnei 

Black, tomato puree 

Britiny britnet britiney britaney britnay brithney, brtiney birtney?
Britnee britony brittanty britttney. Bbitney bbritny bbrittany beitany, beitny bertney bertny betney betny.
Brintye britianny britly britnej, britneyu britniey britnnay. 

Film tops breast

Britnat britnbey britndy britneh!
Britnay brithney brtiney birtney brintney briteney.
Brittmey brytnei btirney rittney, brinet britneyy britten beritney. Birntey, biteney bitiny breateny brianty!
Rbritney barittany bbbritney bbitney bbritny bbrittany!
Brittay brittinay brtany brtiany birney brirtney britnaey britnee britony!

hasty pudding. loses sleep recurring teeth

posted by: cteaghin at 16:39 | link | comments |

Thursday, 01 March 2007
Stock Advice Disclaimer

Information herein may be forward looking
within the meaning of Section 27A
of the Securities Act of 1933
and Section 21B of the SEC Act of 1934.
 

Statements that involve discussions with respect to future events.
Don't rely on them.
Past performance isn't indicative of future results.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:52 | link | comments |

 

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