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Wednesday, 28 February 2007
Familiar Polar Bear

  Where does this all end? What is the vanishing
  Although December's frost killed the winter crop,
 Dreaming time has reversed, I watch drowned snow

 Dim, and die tonight?

 his mouth will distend
 More beautiful than anything in this world.
 And so I gaze avidly

posted by: cteaghin at 16:49 | link | comments (2) |

Tuesday, 27 February 2007
Switching Teams

 The memorable invitation to the. 
Dressed her up in the.
Refusing to take the oaths. 
 The beauty of mary and. 
Which deranged even the.
Had had his.

And of hundreds of gentlemen.

His birthright were.
Human faculties could master without.
Had left them.
Be ascribed most.
Doubtless committed nothing. 
We are to judge.
 New government and directed all. 
Forty fine regiments a regular.
Affairs this was indeed scarcely.

Had been lord chancellor.
Had voted for. Painful to a man. 
Too fond of.

Friend but the old royalist.
The throne was not vacant.
By them he.
Had always been hostile.

By rebels who were.
Even if deserved.
Only by the advice and.

he risk of being.  
Had so many enemies that.
From his native.
Origin than the convention.
Of the whigs his own;.
A regency he was the.

posted by: cteaghin at 16:36 | link | comments |

Monday, 26 February 2007
The Archive - Spam Poetry of yore

Greetings one and all-


I have decided to share my strange obsession with writing poems using text found in spam e-mails with all of you lovely people.  Below you will find the archive of Poems stored elswhere from 2006.  A few of these poems were written by others (feel free to claim yours in the comments section). 


To Have Been a Part of the Hard Rocking '80s

The spring runoff had sent his Camaro
rolling and tumbling
five miles down the wash.

Suddenly
he wanted a hit of rock and roll
worse than he had ever wanted a cigarette.

Things had a way of dropping out of Annies mind
once the immediate moment was past.

Immediacy

And this is just the start.
Very soon we expect to see
an incredible revelation come out of this company.
The time is now.
Don't hesitate!
Don't be left behind!

A Quest, Bibilical

and they trample them to the eyes
yea, I send unto his
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Helpers in the Subject Lines

it's me Numbers
Be happy with it!
The gospel of the ground
and he and his heart.

it's me Carey
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Dr. Generic meds
the only way it goes
please update your details

Needless to say that we're trying to help you with your choices
saturate and ascetic
polar exile

It's Like One of Those Goddamn Grateful Dead Songs

So far all speculation centered on three illegal substances:
moonshine, marijuana, and cocaine.
Ill say I pulled over to take a nap
because I was afraid I might fall asleep behind the wheel.

Song for the digestion of Tryptophan

everybody crashing on the same day,
no time, no time. The leg
tires! don't have

Ninjas!!

Hello, bud
facts facts facts!
try our men-strong-health meds and enjoy your new life
dun beleave me.. well.. will check and I will make myself harakiri :)
Here:
your's
Ninja

Go Forth, Effeminate Automotive Enthusiast

This man, known in Japan as the king of the AE86, is the real deal
Is it his barely perceptible gay lisp
wrapped in a
New York City accent and contradicting stage name?
Think about it: a 20-year-old car with 20-year-old bushings

How can you tell if a guy is honest?
often the greatest source of backpressure in an exhaust system
She's a firecracker,
and if you accidentally light that fuse It's the most fun in modeling I've had so far
because it's the most rewarding

On Pets

A guttural grrr sounded from somewhere around my ankles
a grizzly bear returns home
is there ANYTHING left that can't be branded these days?

Another Series of Questions

1/ Are you interested in serious relations with Russian woman?
2/ Are you planning to visit
Russia?
3/ Would you like to correspond or to talk by phone?
4/ Why are you interested in Russian lady?
5/ Have you ever been to
Russia?
6/ What is important for you in relations and am I right for you?
I will be waiting for your reply to

Thanksgiving Dinner

in parentheses.
(Vinegar is not typically used in ham curing in the present day.)
or each ham of twelve pounds weight
wo pounds of common salt
2 ounces
of saltpetre
1 4 pound

Drug Love

Hey
My deary
thunderflower?

Good news
Must have meds.
let's go check itout

Panty Poem

Panties of scratch sniff am wornonce?
Trial download ibm Rational.
Known couldnt little net expected.
Found good will me or thing circuitry do.

Does butmunchs a homepage tho.
Display of Modes Sponsor Gotomypc solution in.

Crappy Hippie Poem

A spider over the cashier organizes the girl scout.
If a non-chalantly incinerated insurance agent plays pinochle with an often fat tornado,
then a scythe inside a dolphin gets stinking drunk.
Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse,
and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella dances with the cashier.
Any tape recorder can recognize an avocado pit,
but it takes a real blithe spirit to plan an escape from a linguistic parking lot some buzzard toward a pig pen.

The surly cargo bay requires assistance from a spider.

Christmas Special!

ASSALAMUALAIKUM
Franny
Its carrissa.
Frontiers Penguin

WARNING
About your health
Summer is coming,
time to tone up

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various areas
living
pragmatic approach
defining term
involving exercise everyday.
 

My Favorite Spammers
 
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Herminia Mahoney
Godfrey Conway
Paddle Frantic
Mallory Suarez

Lincoln Draper
Dudley Shafer
Mr. Beaver
General Fewer
Mishegoss
Rodolfo Pool
Antoinette Clay
Cokebinge History
 

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If you've read words, or in real-world sounds heard
how the Factory who's faced the strugg
ling deals with academic Head-First Patterns
you'll avoid how your brain works. Using, speaking language,
"secret language," and how to exploit it,
I a way that makes you. You know who've faced the
stunningly clever use of Command, the stunningly clever use of Command, the "secret language" of Patterns. You want
In a way that makes you
 

(or worse, a flat tire).
 

How does the Factory sound with texts?
Challenging. Something to do with the embarrassment of thinking, so you look to Design
Something more fun. And are wrong.
 

(How are patterns about inheritance, and experience of others about someone's struggles?)
 

The patterns that--
 

(and impress cocktail party guests)
 

--want to see how science, and learning, and theory
are the same problems. Science, and learning, and theory.
 

You want to learn the matter--why to use them, spend them.

 
 

Psst,... Buddy....
 
Have you ever wondered how it would feel
to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace?
 

Well now is you chance.
 

We have a complete
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of high quailty
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No one will ever notice the difference.
Only you will know.
So why wait.
 

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 award,.
Message board:
Have your say
The
United States and the international community
How to make
England's gifted midfield work –
and decide whether Lampard and Gerrard can play together?
 

The
U.S. Department of Energy's (DOE) Energy Sciences Network (ESnet)
And Of those 10, three are over 30 and the average age is 29.3.
Going into the World Cup
their hearts out,
and hats off to them for that.
 

Grosso scores top marks for his impression of Marco Tardel
li
Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher –
who scored at the first attempt but had to retake –
McClaren must also tackle the Beckham sub-plot.
Should he actually keep his place in the team at the age of 31?
 

McClaren has talked
a good game so far –
now he must prove he is the right man for

U.S. Support for Afghanistan's Counternarcotics Campaign
Switzerland played for penalties –
and then blew them
helping the Government



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Spam Art

 An interesting article on art that changes based on spam. http://news.com.com/One+mans+spam+is+anothers+art/2100-1025_3-6098479.html?tag=nefd.lede

Literary Spam

August 8 on NPR http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5624749


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the results of the Second Category Draws of Bank Giro Lotterij Int
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that you have emerged as a winner under the First Category,
which is part of our promotional draws.
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Teenage Remorse Solved by Modern Medicine
 
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I felt it myself when my girlfriend had left me!
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The Breeding Musician
 
Earplugs and microphone.
A beer.
I must have refreshment. Will you join me?
complete and satisfactory society.
Childbearing for those who wish it,

 
 

Natasha's Plea
 
Hello Dear Friend!
Do not think that it is dust
and do not hasten to press a magic key
"DELETE"!
 

The first, that I want to tell
that it not dispatch,
I have found your address on dating a site
and I do not search from first day for any serious relations!
Probably I am mistaken,
but that I want to find the first,
it is friends on the Internet!
And if,
we shall find any sympathy each other,
big than friendship
and we shall be compatible,
I think more serious relations are quite real also!
 

Yes, yes, yes now it is a
little about me.....
I NOT the lonely girl, at me was a lot of friends,
BUT I do not have friends to men.
To me 28 years and I am single woman! My name Natasha!
 

My height 173 cm and my weight 53 kg! if you want to see my pictures,
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If to you also it is lonely as me
or it is not lonely, and
If you search for the girlfriend!
THEN YOU SHOULD TO HASTEN WRITE ON MINE E-MAIL: dushka_777@mail.ru
 

Only do not think that it is the next silly joke....
Probably it is chance!!!!
And the everything else,
we find out closer each other by the following letter!!!
Yours faithfully Natasha
 

PS: my photos here : http://foto.rambler.ru/users/rabota900/_photos/

 
 

My Canadian Pharmacy
 
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Now you don't have to look for drug store at your region
get medications that you need
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 The Love Song of From: Ephraim Travis
(with apologies to Eliot)
 

Under the weather. Slow as a snail. We hung them out to dry.
She's a nut.
You never miss the water till the well runs dry.
To gild refined gold, to paint the
lily. Weed out. Sweating blood. Put to bed with a shovel.
So hungry I could eat a horse. She has
a green thumb. Tossed around like a hot potato.
Save it for a rainy day. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Too
little too late.
Water under the bridge.
 

commode catharsis
 
Until the happy moment when I pulled back the plunger and shot up
case it were needed. It was.
with this because I fell deeply asleep.

 
We build in the halves and we are sure.

 
you.
Space knows?
The independence of the renamed
the young
he was your tongue
cut out an outright treason.
There's not standing.

 
 

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- Rejuvenate your body and mind
- Feel & look younger
- Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellu
lite
- Restore your sex drive and vigor
- Revita
lize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs
- Maintain muscle mass
- Refresh memory, mood and mental energy
- Sleep soundly and awake rested
- Help e
liminate stress, fatigue and depression

 
 

Spammer Cast of Characters
 
Florine B
liss
Bernardo Blevins
Jr. Stable
Qua
lifies J. Sorbet
Mr. Vinnie
Marcelene Sellers
Frangag Poppe
Requiting G. Tampax
 

Morning Flash
 

Morning Flash Games
risinal Morning
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[risinal Morning Flash Games]
 

Children of the New Millenium
 
just tried to kill you."
Weight: 4.2lbs with battery
 

A Thought Regarding Ehren Watada
 
I was studying it, so am therefore quite fami
liar
Mine will be the first. Along with a court-martial, possible flaying
As his image faded I coughed to cover the grunt of suspicion
 

Music of my Youth
 
Brian Wilson wrote Beatles Rubber Soul
R.E.M. Fanclub Flaming Lips Pixies Posies could
played wedding funeral Knows misfit anthem
worth price admission alone
just Mike BOO HISS
gritted resources necessary

Nashville twang gritty lacking restraint glory parched throats.
Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr.
Bob Dylan says modern Released Snakes Theater
RADIO:: Radio::
Spectator twang gritty lacking restraint glory parched throats
Epic Sank
Its followup bands People sold million copies

Tuesday Beach Boys:: Sounds Double striking
breakneck genre packed Hardcore
Threat Scream
Brains represent D.C.
Circle Jerks Flipper D.R.I. flag

 
 

Spring Break
 
financially overburdened academics can afford it and not even notice it.
I pulled my finger out of my ear, wiped the earwax off of it, stared gloomily into space.
Ive done nothing wrong.
Everything that you have done has been wrong.

Ill get that list for you.
 

I am also terminally tired so can we please put this conversation off for a bit.
Enough, I said, stopping. Packs off.
We shall now take our break
Up until now I thought it was just a theoretical unit
 

Did you find out what was in the pool? The thing that dragged the dog down?
he came complete with studded metal helmet and heavy leather trappings.
Like our mutual enemy his finger was also tightening on the trigger
What a world of nascent danger
 

He placed a small recorder on the table, stepped back.
The green button is to play,
red to stop.
His voice was
a goad.
Her words filled the gap.
 

I was setting glasses and bottles of refreshment on the table
In my nightmares.
End of mission. Congratulations.
 

 
But green had always meant go to me.

 
I copied the map
manned by the driver who rode high above,
A wide seat was in the middle and there were two wheels to the rear.
All of which was pretty commonplace
 

The Admiral was slumped asleep in the armchair and snoring like a rocket exhaust.
Work, she said, would hurt him.
Beside it was a ceramic ashtray with a paddlewheel excursion boat
Placed it on his sleeping chest since it was of no help to me.
 

apparently they are securing the bound man to the boot.
This one gurgled instead of moaning
a rat with a broken back that thinks it still wants to live.the car had yielded traces of blood
the radio did not say so.
 

She looked at it briefly, contemptuously, then began to shake a finger in his face.
You are not a stupid man.
I looked at the closer one.
realized for the first time what a sinkhole we were being dropped into.
 

Iron John smiled at me
I had another question.

 
 

Tired of masturbate?
 
crimping house field duck
coffee cream
Ivory cutter re-empower
Syro-babylonian
kilovolt-ampere hand-split
ill-celebrated
heat-loving storage bellows
Self-concept

 
 

America in caps
 
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BUT
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MLB
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TO NOT OFFEND
NON CHRISTIAN KOOK
 

A Bit of Manly Advice
 
practice walking on your toes and flaring your nostrils at the same time.
If you cant think of anything else to do
crook your arm and admire your biceps.
 

My Sisters Nightmare
 
It slowed to a stop and looked at us.
We returned the favor.
 

A Robot, metal.
 

Jointed legs
and in the front a pair of tentacle-like arms to boot.
No head to speak of,
Just a couple of eyes
 
 

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Japanese Wife Swapping

Sight from Executive Office
the news of emergency
It is last week
 

The opposite designation
mail from this woman
it hasn't reached?
 

refusing the communication
from the other man
from that, waiting reply
 

Being to be free,
communication we ask
The occupation trade company official

 
 

 
Since my spam has been a little on the bland side (instead of its usual salty-sweet flavor), today's poem was created from spam subject lines.

 
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But some of us think it’s impossible
Have you some doubt?

  
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Worried about the loss of erectoin? EVEN if you have no
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"Why hasn't anybody put naked people and rock music together on television before?"
"It seems so obvious, like peanut butter and jelly."
 

Re:deal
 
He would have some of those.
The key rattled in the lock.
Blood pattered on the floor.
O lovely dear sainted boxes.
Blood pattered on the floor.
I heard this from a man who.
 

"She were
a good lady, sair!
She could come back anytime.
"He could hardly believe it.
No shampoo, no
Avon samples.
But whenever My Lord and Mr.
Sadness replaced the relief.
"She were
a good lady, sair!
"He looked around, startled.
Depressives kill themselves.
Blood pattered on the floor.
""Youre a brave woman, Mrs.
just forget I said anything.
He thought he would be okay.
""Youre a brave woman, Mrs.
And I am - "I know,he said.
I prefer scared but think A.
"She were
a good lady, sair!
"Annie you can read it now!
Viewings at
2:00 and 6:00 P.
Viewings at
2:00 and 6:00 P.
She could come back anytime.

 
 

Losing the Battle for Pets
 
all my concealed weaponry was gone.
Seen any dogs around lately?
Nope.


 

Syd Barrett; 1/6/1946 - 7/7/2006
 

eateries. Floyd plays an instrument whose antecedents are lost in the
mists of time and at times I wish they had stayed there. Floyd, a
quick tune on the bagpipe if you please.
 

the red giant in the ribs so that he stumbled and almost fell.
Come here, Floyd said in a voice so low I could barely hear it.
Come and be destroyed.

 
 

The International Climate
 
attention here
 

gist:
 

made some colorful remarks
Islam writes colourful bloggers.
Its tangled web
forgot Crisis.
Amusing Tolerance
way political winds seem blow may come surprise.
 

BBC reporting
Suskinds shows moles inside alQaeda
prevent poison gas attacks
There was trying point
amoral thinking
respect conduct
lead directed judicial executive branches instead
whatever hell wants here.
 

Upon returning
romantic partner
jogging
White House
Iraq vet vet.
praised good writes colourful bloggers.
Its tangled web
rather than wade into myself follow up
caught crossfire passing gunfight
although doubt getting whiff
grand Hip.
 

President Bush absolute
US national value.
Watch effort increase
security
fighting
laudable stories appear
 

Psst... Hey Buddy…
 
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- Full 1-year Warranty
- Solid 14k or 18k Gold on two-toned models
- Guaranteed triple-wrapped gold on all-gold models
- Genuine sapphire crystal - a type of glass that is many times better at resisting scratches than regular glass.
- The color of the gold looks exactly like
a genuine Rolex watch
 

If the retailer does not offer this, do not purchase from them!
 

To Dream of Leaving the Suburbs
 
acoustic coupling lattice
opposite moved intimate area
feminist limitless view
oxygen now
time for jasmine
inductor reversal converted current.
 

matrix musical nodes
objects pattern visually wearable
weather wireless
genie bottle movement
outside behaviors
policy sitter bartender Barbie
 

Memories Interrupted
 
feet from the  swamp,
and turn  him over 
on his back.
Well, he used to be a
   
He gulped
the rest of the coffee,
pulled out  a cigarette,
and as he
 

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My Next Band Name
 
herpes grocery
 

Free Propaganda and the Chinese New Medicine Man
 
Wants free?
Welcome to ally this, like has the disturbance,
please forgive,
the famous doctor will recommend,
the hospital recommendation for your free propaganda.
Comprehensive condition: Health, occupational ethics good, Has other preferential benefits
Intends the alliance to send a letter {censored} or 03.584021483 billion Mr. Song.
 

I must ally hello:
the gold advertisement position
to apply for the alliance {censored}
Welcome each new old proxy and so on
body news female masculine family to nurture
to hit information and so on, recruits various provinces,
the city substation agent with the stylish medicine net.
 

I am "Chinese New Medicine Man,"
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So I decided the  hell with it. The  last time I  had gone into the Zone  at
If I were meant to fly at speed, I'd have a falcon's short wings, and live
 

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with  my foot. The gorillas  behind  the captain's back listened  a bit, and
 

An inch from his right wingtip flew the most brilliant white gull  in happened to Shorty Lyndon. 
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"Hold on," he said. "Full? Just like this, but full?"
 

day practicing flight, testing advanced aeronautics.
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or clean as memory dear too week.

 

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The Colloquial

 A miss is as good as a.. Mr..
Some pork-knockers does only clear track fuh monkey run race.
To have is to hold and to hold is to have
It is better to love and lost than never to love at all
as dry as chapped lips
The Best Wine Comes Out of an Old Vessel
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost
Kill two birds with one stone
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day
A good name is better than
a good face.
A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions.
No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness
Do right and fear no man
Let bygones be bygones
A crowd is not company.
True love is like a teardrop in Niagra falls
Curiosity killed the cat.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Righteousness exalts a nation but sin is a disgrace to any people
Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
Hate is like cancer slowly eating us away inside

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