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Mixed Messages

Analogy phonics
is a particular type of analytic phonics
in which the teacher has students analyze phonic elements
according to the phonograms in the word.
 
Starting from 12/12 you can order  
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Embedded phonics
differs from other methods
in that the instruction is always in the context of literature
and that separate lessons are not typically taught.
 
Generally,
however,
the balanced literacy approach
has settled much of the disagreement in the United States.
There has been a resurgence in interest
in synthetic phonics in recent years,
particularly in the United Kingdom.

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Some Things are better Left Unsaid

Renowned Japanese flutist dies in Cali
and paid homage to their lord and master.

Some came and paid him tribute
which was required of them
by the statutes of the craft;
 
rendered him an account of what they had done,
and what they had
during the year.
 
When they had executed their work badly,
 
he

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Don't Worry Britney, the French and Ukranians Have Problems Too.

Timeline: Britney Spears in the news
the traffic charges are the latest
in what has been a difficult year for the former teen sensation.

TOULOUSE, France (AP) --
French rock star Bertrand Cantat,
convicted for beating his actress girlfriend to death,
left prison Tuesday after spending four years behind bars.

The pop star's first album of new material since 2003 is set for release later this month.

Reports of partying and bad behavior persisted.

KIEV, Ukraine (AP) --
Inspired by President Viktor Yushchenko's tacit endorsement,
Ukraine's pro-Western parties
moved closer to restoring their Orange Revolution alliance
when they signed an informal agreement vowing to form a governing coalition.

Timeline: Britney Spears in the news
She was there about 45 minutes
while being booked on misdemeanor counts
of hit-and-run and driving without a valid California driver's license

After filing for divorce in November 2006,
Spears was frequently seen enjoying Hollywood nightlife,
often in the company of "celebutante" Paris Hilton.
Her behavior became increasingly erratic;

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and

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they're a lot lower than the other stuff I've been getting.

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All Pigs Have Talent

She related that she was celebrating the year of the pig
with a friend at an Asian restaurant,
noshing on Chinese chive wonton
and an order of blazing flat noodles
discussing the difficulties in finding top talent,
when the server
placed two fortune cookies
before them.

(feel free to comment with what you think the fortunes say!)

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Long Distance Courtship

Hi to you!

I am writing you the letter
to catch the chance to know you,
to get acquainted.
 
I think that if I lived into your country,
we wouldn't notice each other at the street,
because everybody would be busy
with his own thoughts and problems.
 
Do you agree with me?
 
But we would be
still
 
lonely inside
 
and would come
at the flat
which would meet us with emptiness
of cold rooms and bed.
 
But at present moment,
you are tet-a-tet with my letter,
with me,
and I ask you to be attentive,
to look at my picture,
to read this letter
and to decide if you want to break your loneliness
and to meet me,
a woman who is so kind,
so tender
and passionate
who has into her heart
such many love
which will be enough for two people.
 
If your hand draws to pen,
to keyboard,
I will wait you here

posted by: cteaghin at 17:36 | link | comments |

VERMÄHLT

that troublesome  word:
to me it has so close a resemblance
--either real or fancied --
to three  or four  other  words.
I never know whether it means 
despised,
painted,
suspected,
or married.

 

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